Attack of the killer skateboarder!
Our good buddy Lance Forney (PA. Lance) was attacked by a skateboarder at the Sandy skatepark for riding his bike there. The skateboarder hit him in the face with his skateboard while he was doing a fufanu and then punched him in the face saying that they'll start "handling things like they do at Burnside" if you ride there. The result was a jaw broken in 5 places. Lance had to get metal plates to repair his jaw.Apparently the skater is a Sandy park local and may currently be a wanted man by more than a few of Lances friends, as well as the long arm of the law if Lance wants to pursue it that way also.
We wish Lance a fast and healthy recovery! He's been out of commission for way too long now.
posted by pdxbmx @ 6:54 PM
1 Comments:
you know jail is pretty dumb waste a 8 years for a measure 11. I think the dude should just come forward be a free man under a few conditions, he has too quit skating so much, lay off the booze and work really really hard for a few years, full time jobs and all of his gained money goes towards a lance 4Knee skate park that he can skate if he buys lance beer and a better knee surgery. Ha Jail this guy could be free if he does this and thats the deal. thats final. just email me Icedoutneg30@aol and you have my word I wont go too the police. But this is a chance to get some great skatepark funding using blackmail quite beutiful
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